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A Minecraft Movie is profoundly stupid. Shipping the two characters was popularized on social media on April 4th, , the day the movie was released. By Dustin Rowles Film April 14, Over the weekend, I attended a screening of A Minecraft Movie with my son and six of his friends, all of whom are 17 or 18 years old.

But trying to explain the story here is like trying to explain why the prune-juice taste of Dr. Pepper is delicious: technically possible, but ultimately pointless. He commits so hard he almost pulls a groin. Momoa plays a washed-up video game champion who peaked in , and who — along with a year-old kid named Henry Sebastian Hansen , his older sister Emma Myers , and their apartment realtor, Dawn Danielle Brooks — somehow gets sucked into the Minecraft world.

Game mechanics barely apply. But in a packed theater, surrounded by teenagers treating this thing like it was Rocky Horror for the brain rot generation? Like, dumber than splattered Kool-Aid puke. Under normal circumstances, I would rather die than attend a screening like that.

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Black is rumored to play Steve, one of the game’s two starting characters (the other being the default female character, Alex). Popcorn is flying. Not acting, exactly. A computer game kid show, a gay rom-com and an anthology flick that combines so many other genres, it's fair to say that Hollywood has all its bases covered at the cineplex this weekend.

More like feral energy plus whatever bizarre cosmic force happens when two human cartoons collide. There are reports of people sneaking live chickens into theaters. Movie star and “Peaches” singer has been cast as protagonist Steve. I had a blast. It was contagious. In fact, screenings of A Minecraft Movie across the country have apparently become pure chaos.

Cops have been called. For those of you reading this who feel alone, left out, or confused, I promise: you will find your community some day, too. It was stupid. And to their credit, the cast seems fully in on the joke. Steve x Garrett is a yaoi ship pairing between the A Minecraft Movie characters Steve, played by actor Jack Black, and Garrett Garrison, played by Jason Momoa.

How does that happen? Long-time LGBTQ+ ally, actor and musical legend Jack Black is joining the cast of Minecraft, a film retelling of the hugely popular video game. I had the time of my life. I could not have dreaded it more. It was absurd. Even Minecraft superfans will leave baffled by the adaptation choices.

Black joins Jason Momoa, Danielle Brooks, Emma Myers and Sebastian Eugene Hansen. Through Minecraft, I managed to find a wholesome and welcoming LGBTQ+ community, and a group of friends to adventure the world with – plus a whole lot of fish. The Super Mario Bros. Nobody walked into this thing expecting it to be good.

And somehow, God help me, he and Jason Momoa have electric comedy chemistry.